Galloping Horses

sec-with-a-mo:

i probably should have unlocked gaius and libras support conversations before i got morgan

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

shavingryansprivates:

shavingryansprivates:

why do fandom bloggers think that any blog htat isn’t a fandom blog is a hipster blog

not only that but why do they act like theyre in some imaginary war with the hipster blog menace

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home